Tuesday, 17 May 2011

Valuable Information

Sometimes people don't know how to write coherent sentences. You should always laugh at these people.
Here is an example of someone who took the time to be bad at everything.

The context of how I found this page is as follows: I was looking for a guitar tab for Ewan Dobson's Time 2, and found that it would not be as simple as going to a tab site since the greedy label think it's cool to charge something like £7 for three songs and three tabs, and have taken down any tabs already out there. So I delve into the realm of Google searching for a .rar or something some kind person must have made to share these tabs in the name of all that is good on the Internet, and hence came across THIS site.

At first I was confused but then I was amused.

Think about it, someone has gone to the effort of making this strange incoherent website. Look at the header.
Just another The Top Online Shopping Site

Cuz yeah fuck Ebay... Wat...

I can't even begin to decrypt what's going on in the side bars, but look at the comments...
in February 26th, 2011 at 5:41 pm
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I'm sorry. What information? The comments go on and on. The names of the 'commentors' are hilarious, for starters, and the comments are regurgitated from time to time down the list, sometimes with the added bonus of different adjectives! This is my favourite combination:
poet said,
in March 2nd, 2011 at 5:32 pm
Congratulations on having 1 of the most sophisticated blogs Ive arrive across in some time! Its just incredible how a lot you can take away from some thing simply because of how visually beautiful it is. Youve put together a good blog space –great graphics, videos, layout. This is undoubtedly a must-see weblog!

Its just so a lot good to see poetic beautiful you can get a lot from taking away such sexy words this is the undoubted best 2 see who whilst i will always sometimes make my babies watch and test them often i am sure they will do well thanks 11!!1!!

Someone put the effort in to actually DO this, with their limited grasp of English- I think that deserves a round of applause...
...However the whole thing is clearly constructed to make you truly believe in this... Blog? What are we meant to be falling for here? All this effort for what?

Accurate representation of life:

The moral of this story is that: In life sometimes people do things that make no sense senes.


  1. u spelled senes wrong

  2. Senes? Sorry I didn't realise THAT was how you spelt it.