I realise that I am very lazy and so should you, therefore. If you expect regular updates then you will be severely disappoint in me. I'm not here to entertain you, that is preposterous, what the fuck do I get out of that? Oh I forgot if I was going to swear on this blog or not. Fuck it. Anyway, I will only post when I get good reviows and ppl stup flammin fkin preps.
LOL yeah no I'm going to post as much as I like because I'm full of myself and literally think the things I have to say are incredibly interesting and hilarious. Seriously. Also my morals are very applicable in real life and could save people confusion or small scale embarrassment.
Moving on, I recently lost some valuables. Artwork in a clear plastic a3 folder. It looks a bit like this and answers by the name Harry;
I think I left him on the floor of a bus |
...Traumatic |
"grunt" she said
I rang again in the morning and tried to explain,
"Hello, you called me, bla bla bla, but who is this?"
AND SHE HUNG UP AGAIN.
Well, it's now been two days since I last touched my folder, two days since I last caressed my artwork lovingly, and fondled the important paperwork within. I'm beginning to realise that I'll probably never GRAAAGHGHGH FUCKUFUFKFFUASKKASKDAKSDASLDLASD ASFFAG KILL MAIM BURN PILLAGE (the grief cycle really does have many applications, just like my morales).
I hope to return to meaningful life soon, but I guess until then I will live an unmeaningful, pointless existence.
The moral of this story is that: Sometimes people call other people to be cocksucking deuchebagging tittybuckets just for the lulz.
But the moral is also: Sometimes you lose things that you really didn't want to lose and it might suck to be you at that point in time.
"Hello who is this" I said.
Then she hung up. My face was D: and I felt completely alone and rejected. Like those dogs in the RSPA adverts.
Similar to this |
I rang again in the morning and tried to explain,
"Hello, you called me, bla bla bla, but who is this?"
AND SHE HUNG UP AGAIN.
...AGAIN? Who the fuck does that? |
Well, it's now been two days since I last touched my folder, two days since I last caressed my artwork lovingly, and fondled the important paperwork within. I'm beginning to realise that I'll probably never GRAAAGHGHGH FUCKUFUFKFFUASKKASKDAKSDASLDLASD ASFFAG KILL MAIM BURN PILLAGE (the grief cycle really does have many applications, just like my morales).
I hope to return to meaningful life soon, but I guess until then I will live an unmeaningful, pointless existence.
The moral of this story is that: Sometimes people call other people to be cocksucking deuchebagging tittybuckets just for the lulz.
But the moral is also: Sometimes you lose things that you really didn't want to lose and it might suck to be you at that point in time.